hoenoodle

That one noodle in pasta that's extra saucy and slips around too much

This damn hoenoodle is to hard to eat

by The pajamas December 11, 2017

Hoedover

When a friend gets off with a guy you are talking to/dating/crushing on, behind your back.

Person 1: “my best mate just snogged my prom date behind my back”

Person 2: “damn you got hoedover badly”

by Annie_cos December 1, 2017

hoenozzle

a synonym of hoebag

wow Eric, he's such a hoenozzle

by AYA ACHEL December 26, 2017

hoemones

When someone clearly can't stop lusting over someone they find is hot or sexy

They are all over this person even when they protest.

When hoemones are acting up, the individual in question will give their target multiple compliments that may or may not be suggestive.

Friend 1: omg your so hot! Do you work out? Are you a movie star?

Friend 2, In the background probably: Omg can you control your hoemones pleas?!

by Theguccimakane January 7, 2018

hoeotticus

a basic bitch

Did you see that one girl?
Yeah, she looked like a total hoeotticus

by HamburgerHelper468 May 21, 2018

Hoemotional

When a female is in denial of being pre-menstrual, an angry bitch to everyone , crying constantly and wants a cuddle all at the same time.

Hey babe settle down, you're fucken hoemotional.

by TylahKerr June 14, 2018

Hoedown

Where a bunch of married or just girlfriends get together and twerk on single, married, or just boyfriends that the girls dont know. Usually resulting in sex after ward because the boys love them twerking on their dicks. This causing the girl to suck his big, hairy, hard cock and use lots and lots of tongue when kissing. The hoes usually are less likely to yelp because they get sooooooooo much dick and have lots and lots more sexual experiences then any other group of girls. Some hoes prefer to have sex in groups. This is a uncommon case though. 🍆 + 🍩 = OH DADDY, 👌, 👶 (unless you use a condom and it doesn’t rip for the “👶”)

Girl: OH MY FUCK ME HARDER YOU DIRTY, DIRTY BITCH!OH YES, YOUR MY DADDY!
Guy: Mmmmmmmhh baby lets go faster! I could do this all night with how sweet and juicy your boobs, pussy ,mouth, AND ass are!! 👅

HOEDOWN FOR LIFE

by just kill me plz #emolife June 17, 2018