Hobby Locker

A side piece’s pussy.

“Is that your girlfriend? No, she’s just my Hobby Locker.”

by MandiMess July 13, 2025

Hobby Keege

A young man in his “finance bro larval stage,” desperately modeling himself after crypto hustlers, stock-grind gurus, and anyone who says “networking” unironically

“Bro showed up in loafers and a Zara suit jacket to Taco Bell — he’s such a hobby keege.”

by hyrn September 4, 2025

Hobbyful

to have many hobbies

“you are a very hobbyful person, talented in many hobbies”

by whimsy547 November 2, 2025

hobby jousting

you are on a hobby horse, skiis, holding a wrench or a butcher knife, teathered to a car going at least 16 miles per hour. the cars are going towards each other and you are jousting each other.

can’t wait to get to the hobby jousting tournament later!

by frog game enthusiast December 15, 2025

glass hobby

Glass hobby means to drive a car through the plate glass windows in the front of a store. It is a British expression.

I am going to glass hobby the 7-11.

by Caleb Buck November 15, 2004

micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.

Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.

by Bottom Ford September 29, 2010

Hoochie Hobby

A non-scientific resource for information, especially in regards to predictions.

"This is a legitimate claim made by a reliable source - they are not a hoochie hobby."

by yackandcackle October 6, 2011