Definitions by hyrn

Hobby Keege

A young man in his “finance bro larval stage,” desperately modeling himself after crypto hustlers, stock-grind gurus, and anyone who says “networking” unironically

“Bro showed up in loafers and a Zara suit jacket to Taco Bell — he’s such a hobby keege.”

Hobby Keege by hyrn September 4, 2025