hipster

one who has stolen queer culture and made it main stream by having androgynous/genderqueer hairstyles and clothes, wearing colorful scarves, wearing one or multiple earrings on only the left side of their head, and being obsessed over cats.
Two dykes are walking all decked out in cut up jeans, patched jackets, mow-hawks, feather earrings and mullets. A car drives by them and someone inside it yells something at them...
dyke 1: What did they say?
dyke 2: They called us HIPSTERS!
by The Vulvanator September 01, 2010
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A man/woman who wears tight clothing and will deny being a hipster if asked. Usually listens to esoteric music until a non-hipster does. At rocks shows, stands still with one foot tapping along with the music and there thumbs in there pockets and may or may not subtly nod their head with the beat. Added bonus if in more than one band and has a master's degree in pop-culture.
Male hipster: "I wear woman's jeans."
Female hipster: "You're in more than one band? Let's make out."
Male/Female hipster: "You drink pino grigio too?!?! Let's make out."
by Chris Manley August 13, 2005
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www.urbanoutfitters.com
hipster: buys shirt from urban outfitters
person: where did you get that shirt?
hipster: it's vintage.

see: urban outfitters
by ithinkimfunnybutnotreally June 11, 2012
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A term used by people on the internet to describe anyone they don't like.
This idiot disagrees with me about which Simpsons episode is the best. He's such a hipster.
by Laggin' Larry February 29, 2012
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Annoying people that don't like how society turned out, so they convert back to when there were things like VHS's or brick phones. The origin of the word coming from the myth that circles around the idea of everyone having hips. Someone decided one day that he wants to be different, or go back to before the 'now' and got his hips taken out. Except, now that his hips were the center focus, everyone just called him "Hipster". So the nickname became a generalization for people that are like him.
Normal person: "Yo dawg, y'all gonna play sum xbox wit yo home boyee?"
Hipster: "I'd rather not my good man, for I have a very long movie night, centering around all of the Star Trek episodes that were filmed onto VHS tapes."

OR

Normal Person: "Hey, you want to to a movie and see the new Harry Potter movie in 3D?"
Infected one: "What is 3D?"
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A hipster is someone who dresses diferently from everyone else. Someone who, acts differently from others. Someone who isnt afraid to be who they are.
1: wow. she/he is sooo hipster.
2: ikr. she/he isnt afraid to be who they are.
by Skyler5150 December 27, 2010
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a person who tries too hard to be "artsy" and "unique". usually will buy an expensive camera and pretend that theyre a photographer. they usually wear a flannel, thick rimmed glasses with no lense, and tight pants. usually has a blog, probably a tumblr. seems cooler online than they seem in real life. most likely likes the movie "500 days of summer" and listens to the band brand new. pretends to "love the beatles" and might be catholic. hipsters will make a huge deal out of the most miniscule problems in their family life in an attempt to make it seem like they have real problems. many hipsters have pop punk bands which will go nowhere in real life, and bring their friends to their shows. at these shows, they will act incredibly stupid on purpose to get attention and to get other hipsters to think that they are funny or cool. these attempts will usually work because hipsters aren't smart. they usually want or have snakebites, lip, an industrial, small gauges, or their nose peirced. in relationships, hipsters will act really gay and make cute presents for each other out of an inside joke that they stole from a movie or another persons idea. they will tell their friends about it to make their friends think that theyre in a perfect relationship when in reality everyone just wants to gag at their fakeness. do not be fooled, hipsters will make it seem like they're cool and insightful, but theyre whiny, obnoxious,and weirdly insecure.
"woah bro! i really like your flannel! it really matches your tight pants and thick rimmed glasses with no lense!"
"thanks man i got them from urban outfitters! you really like it?"
"no toolbag, you look like a gay hipster."
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"Do you like Angels and Airwaves?"
"No, im not a hipster."
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"i <3 tumblr"
"ew, youre a stupid hipster."
by lolasshole April 15, 2010
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