helmet cheese

The cheesey substance that collects at the head of the uncercumcised penis

i would give you a blowjob but i dont like the taste of head cheese

by Matthias July 2, 2004

Viking Helmet

A piercing through the penis head consisting of a half ring with pointed ends, thus resembling the helmet of an (operatic) Viking.

Guy A: "Dude, check out my Viking Helmet"

Guy B: "What? Aww man, I didn't wanna see your junk...but that is pretty awesome."

by s7ryph November 24, 2010

Vaders Helmet

Used to describe the head of a mans erect penis as it looks like Darth Vaders helmet.

Tim had just gotten vaders helmet in Melissa's ass when she started screaming "get it out!, get it out!"

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

Tooth Helmet

Initially coined to describe an extremely strong artificial shell or crown created to protect and reinforce very weakened teeth. In 2021, the strength of this shell was estimated to be approximately 4 times stronger than natural teeth at TLC dentists in Richmond Australia by the proponent dentist Dr Eugene Lee.

The phrase was subsequently mistranslated in several Asian countries and is now used to describe an unintended unaesthetic bowl style haircut with two middle parts at the front.

That guy is so fit but meh Tooth Helmet.

by Lincoln Park February 15, 2022

helmet crud

When your helmet goes unwashed

Me - 'Hey james croft your helmet stinks'
James - 'yeh ive not washed my helmet for weeks'
Roxxane- 'james wash your helmet crud'

by G_meister November 18, 2019

snail helmet

When you place your balls on top of your penis and said structure resembles a snail. Then said structure is placed gently upon your bae's forehead.

Yo Whitney, you know I'm putting this snail helmet on your head after you lost the bet.

by OhHealzYeah January 27, 2016

slimy helmet

A helmet / knob /bellend that is slimy due to the production of seamen/jizz/cum

"Megan has an amazing body when i fist layed eyes on her i got a slimy helmet"

by hepatitis Dee February 23, 2017