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mexican headlock

A sexual position whereupon the woman lies on top of the man, on her back. He enters her anus in a reverse cowgirl position, then she lies back and he pulls her legs high up around her head with his forearms, and links his hands behind her head. This forces her head forward and her legs back uncomfortably, in the "mexican headlock."
Dude#1 How did you get on with Candi last night?

Dude#2 Awesome! She was just as adventurous as she is on screen - I even managed to get her in the mexican headlock!
by the purdatron March 3, 2008
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Headlock Buttfuck

Sexual encounter consisting of individual headlocking male or female victim, while another mercilessly buttfucks them. Buttfucking continues until dominant partner is satiated or victim begins to bleed profusely.
Johnathan and his roommate headlock buttfucked an unsuspecting drunk male. It was horrendous, but they all enjoyed it.

Cindy begged her boyfriend and her friend Sarah to headlock buttfuck her until the sun came up... A fortnight later.
by HurtBreak December 17, 2008
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headless horseman

a guy who is doomed to roam the earth looking for some head which he has sadly never gotten

a close but slightly more sad cuzin of a perma-virgin
person1:why is he talking to them fat chix...
person 2:hes a headless horseman...hes trying to find some head so his soul can rest
by Bigeast 34 April 16, 2006
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Headless Horseman

The extremely rare occurance of a penis with no head.
What? Do you have a hydra?
No..its headless horseman.
by Scotsburn July 28, 2009
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Headless

(adjective) Without a head. Specif., A. Organically without a head; acephalous. B. decapitated.
The headless woman managed to climb all those stairs with little effort.
by Deepspace9odo November 8, 2017
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headlap

Similar to headdesk, just used when no desk is present at the moment.

Used when in deep frustration with someone or something.
Dude 1, in car: Aw man I need to go get my house keys! *headlap*
by rrryean February 8, 2009
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headlines headlines fuck it man

A quote by the Choi Hansol. Meaning to fuck shit up and become one of the higher caliber.
Me: What do you want to do tonight?
Choi Hansol: Headlines Headlines fuck it man!
by ingridclifford1995 March 30, 2016
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