Harper

Maidenless

Harper doesnt get maidens

by Harper is hottie August 2, 2022

Harper

a sweet and caring guy. he's always nice and really funny. he's very calm and not self centered. he's very handsome and all the girls fall for him.

is that Harper
yeah he's a ladies man

by s u c c u l e n t October 21, 2019

harper hamilton

A SEXY MOTHERFUCKER WHO IS AMAZING IN BED LIKE OMG HIS DICK IS FUCKING HUGE

Look at this guy he’s definitely Harper Hamilton

by Stokerh jr October 13, 2020

Harper

A Harper is the most athletic girl you will meet. She’s super attractive, and has all the boys falling for her. Harper has lots in common with other people so, she has tons of friends. You can tell any Harper a secret and they will keep it forever if you want them to🥰. Harper’s are always best friends to anyone and will have anyone’s back no matter what!! I love Harpers so much!!

Friend: Harper I am so jealous of you. You are so pretty and perfect

Harper: That’s very sweet of you but you shouldn’t be intimidated by me. Nobody is perfect. I’m jealous of you!!

Boy: “geez” who’s the girl

Boys friend: oh you mean Harper?

Boy: if Harpers the one who is really good at sports and is the prettiest girl I have ever seen then yes that is Harper

by Sup Kate July 14, 2019

harper

a girl who is tries to be nice, tries to fit in, and tries to be liked, and somewhat accomplishes being liked, fitting in, and being liked.

i am such a harper..

by harperrurfav April 12, 2025

harper's landing

An intended or unintended trip or getaway for an extended period that accomplishes nothing

Brie: How was Grand Junction?
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.

by bobsaget21 February 2, 2020

Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022