hank the cowdog 

Is that book series

I think Hank the cowdog is a very good show because you learn different things

hank the cowdog by Anki dog November 15, 2017

hank donner 

my favorite person in the whole world

my name is gwen and hank donner is my favorite person in the world

hank donner by Biggleboggleswigigig September 6, 2021

Hank The Tank 

The innocent victim of hate crimes who was framed and accused of commiting burgleries in the streets of california. He is wanted by the police for crimes he did not commit.

Person:" Woah! Is that hank the tank?"
Hank The Tank: *Bear Noises*

Hank The Tank by Cheesire April 12, 2022

Hank ahh choo

This is when you get turned on and undo your zipper, pull out your penis and begin to masturbate furiously. You then feel the urge to Sneeze and you reach into your pocket and get out your handkerchief, but you also realise you are also about to blow your load...... Do you put the handkerchief over your mouth to muffle your sneeze, or do you put it over your penis to catch your load of cum - thus preventing your clothes from getting 'stained'?

I was having a good wank before I went to work, then my nose began to twitch & I was about to sneeze and also cum. It was a real 'Hank ahh choo' moment

Hank ahh choo by Mr B Lowjob May 29, 2008

Hank Hill Syndrome 

A medical syndrome in which one has an unusualy small buttox. This condition is named after Hank Hill from the popular animated sitcom "King of the Hill." It seems to be most prevalent in white, middle aged suburban dwelling males, but thats not to say it doesn't span all races, genders, and socio-economic classes.

Dude, my ass is small. I think i have Hank Hill syndrome.

Hank Hill Syndrome by johnnybuttj September 6, 2008

Hank Aaron Hailstorm 

While having sweet doggy style intercourse with a female, you proceed to deficate in your hand and toss it up into the ceiling fan, thus creating a hail storm of feces.

I was totally porking susan last night and i decided to hank aaron hailstorm that hoe!

Hank Aaron Hailstorm by ahar April 25, 2010

Hank Spank 

Right before ejaculation while recieving oral sex the male

thunder claps the female on both ears and pulls out and runs away!

Last night I wanted to break up with my girlfriend so I gave her a Hank Spank and got the fuck out.

Hank Spank by The Hamburglar Lives May 17, 2010