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Lava Guava

An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.
Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?
by EWeiss September 8, 2019
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triple gurgle

A womans ability to take a mans cock and balls in her mouth at the same time.
Kathy is a real sport. Her make up was running down her face as she went for the triple gurgle.
by snapper2 November 10, 2014
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gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
by cracky March 1, 2003
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Guinea Grits

Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit
by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011
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guardin

one of the best (and very underrated) music artists out there. he has an extremely unique voice and is very talented. he has made songs such as ‘i think you’re really cool’ and ‘solitary’ (some of his most popular songs) .he has many amazing albums such as ‘creature’ (named after his cat) that was followed by creature part two.
are you listening to guardin?
yeah dude! he’s epic!
by Millie rodger April 10, 2020
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grant gustin

A dorky and amazing actor, and singer he can put a smile on your face within seconds
Grant Gustin is truly an amazing guy he means the world to me.
by youraveragefangirl October 18, 2014
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mink guarding

When wimpy pencil-dicked possessive mama's boy types cling to their girlfriend in public, eyes always looking around, holding hands, grabbing ass, any way to let everyone know his woman is "taken." Really a turnoff to women and makes guys like me laugh behind their backs.
Look at that dweeb over there mink guarding that chick. She is going to run from him really soon.
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