Gruder

A penis that has a significant curve to either the right or left. (Noun)

I could not grasp my boyfriend's gruder very well, for it curved to the side too much.

by Tito Evanso December 11, 2003

Hans Gruber

Adjective - Used to describe an item or activity that has been overplayed ad infinitum. (Hans Gruber was a villian on the original Die Hard movie that had a certain flair for overdoing things).

That (insert brand) (insert item) is the Hans Gruber!

by Imp1 January 10, 2014

the grates

A super-cool rock band from Australia. They have fun, happy lyrics and an edgy garage rock sound. Their first EP, 'The Ouch, The Touch' was popular with the alternative station Triple J but they gained mainstream sucess with their album 'Gravity Won't Get You High'.

The Grates are an awesome band.

by Anna August 17, 2006

Grude

Grude; Not being able to tell if someone is a Girl or a Dude so it is a Grude.

Hey Camron I can't tell if that is a Girl or a Dude.

Damn Mike it must be a Grude!

by Mr Shocker April 12, 2010

Cheese Grater Effect

When you are wearing a sports jersey with those little holes on a cold day, and the holes scrape across your nipples, making it feel like someone just cheese gratered your nipples.

Holy crap,this jersey is causing a Cheese Grater Effect on my man-nipples.

by Zack Mulhollan February 28, 2008

Gruden

When you have such a big package that there's a bulge apparent no matter how you adjust your legs. HD TV is to blame for 25% more grudens on TV. Former NFL coach Jon Gruden gave birth to this definition announcing Monday Night Football.

"That chick was just mean mugging my gruden."

"Check outtt the gruden on that guy."

"Ohh yuk did you see that chick? She has a bigger gruden then me."

by Grith Lightning April 25, 2010

Mij Grote Vis

Dutch: mij grote vis, translated, is my big fish." A newly invented term of endearment shared with the love of one's only relevant life, usually said after observation of one's schatje (Dutch: translated darling or sweetheart) swimming in the North Sea on a summer's day or maybe in the Gulf of Mexico, leaping over the waves, in such a beautiful and free state, that one feels happy just to watch.

"Mij grote vis has begun to fly in the air and sprout wings, part dragon and part phoenix, he rises high into the atmosphere, but not too close the sun. Icarus could not fly as mij grote vis does and still remain in the air."

by Darlene McPeek November 23, 2007