Grumping

When a person grind/dry humps a person alive or dead

"Did you see tom and tracy grumping at jimmys party last night?" " dude I totally practiced grumping on my pillow last night."

by Og_grumper_69 August 1, 2017

Grampy's Whiskers

An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.

Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

grumpled

A kid on ps4 who goes sweaty mode on every game he plays . He doesn’t play around he’s competitive af.

Me: man who is this sweaty kid named grumpled

grumpled: gg you trash this is my lobby

by boi you ugly April 22, 2018

Bust a Grumpy

Most commonly used in reference to flatulence. Specifically refers to the act of expelling acutely pungent methane gas out of one's butt.

It was the combination of 3 large bean burritos, 2 Red Bulls and a large pickled ghost pepper that caused Jordan to bust a grumpy.

by Mr. Spicer May 24, 2014

Grumpelstiltskin

a play on the name of the dwarf character in the classic Grimm Brother's fairy tale which is used to label someone who is pissed off for an insignificant reason

use this term to further aggravate someone who is already excessively angry for unimportant reasons; personal amusement comes from watching the Grumpelstiltskin become more angry and frustruated upon being called this name

Sally(angry and irrational): OH MY GOD! Someone ate all the Special K! I'm gonna f'n kill someone! All I wanted all day was my fucking cereal! I HATE THIS!!!

Sarah(calm and cool): Simmer down, Grumpelstiltskin.

Sally: Fuck you! I hate you, you cock-juggling thunder cunt!...(continues to yell and scream and hate on Sarah)

by Jessie L June 13, 2007

grampaslacks

The act of scoring higher than the Pope at Centipede whilst devouring a baby-themed lampshade.

"Dude, I grampaslacks your score, Mr. John Paul...and this lampshade tastes NASTY!"

by Gangardo August 10, 2006

Grumper

A very humorous word for poop.

Damn it, I just stepped in the biggest pile of grumper!

by benwad934 March 30, 2004