A goober is any type of bodily fluid which leaves in a large quantity. Typical goobers include semen, poop, snot, saliva and vomit.
EXAMPLE 1:
Man1: "Dude, Janice is so pissed with me. Last night she was tugging the porksword and I accidently goobered all over her face."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Man1: "Dude, what the fuck did you do to that toilet? Smells like a cabbage patch kid crawled up your arse and died. You smelly bastard."
Man2: "Sorry buddy, after that indian yesterday can you blame me for totally goobering?"
Man1: "Point made."
Man1: "Dude, Janice is so pissed with me. Last night she was tugging the porksword and I accidently goobered all over her face."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Man1: "Dude, what the fuck did you do to that toilet? Smells like a cabbage patch kid crawled up your arse and died. You smelly bastard."
Man2: "Sorry buddy, after that indian yesterday can you blame me for totally goobering?"
Man1: "Point made."
by Flossua March 21, 2009
Get the Goobermug. A boy or girl who is extremely attractive, but lacks the attractive confidence and poise that would make them attractive. They are cute, but weird and their personality is a turn off.
Jimmy is hot but he plays flyff...GOOBER.
Dalton is hot, but he plays golf and puts pink stuff on his nose when we go to the beach..GOOBER.
Brandon is hot, but he laughs really weird...GOOBER
He drives, but he sits with his legs crossed..GOOBER.
HE is hott, but he gets on your fucking nerves..GOOBER.
Kenadee is really pretty, but she hangs out with weird people who do drugs..GOOBER.
A Kid that has a nice body, but he talks like he is five.
Get it kids?
Dalton is hot, but he plays golf and puts pink stuff on his nose when we go to the beach..GOOBER.
Brandon is hot, but he laughs really weird...GOOBER
He drives, but he sits with his legs crossed..GOOBER.
HE is hott, but he gets on your fucking nerves..GOOBER.
Kenadee is really pretty, but she hangs out with weird people who do drugs..GOOBER.
A Kid that has a nice body, but he talks like he is five.
Get it kids?
by Christina King March 19, 2008
Get the Goobermug. You might say.. your a goober.. and then the other person might say your a goober licker and then the other person will say no I'm not and then the OTHER person will say thats the problem
by RamaHater June 25, 2005
Get the Goobermug. Goober is the male's ball sack.
I have this horrible itch on my goober.
Hey, you want to see my goober?
I have a sweaty ass goober bro...
How do you shave your goober?
Hey, you want to see my goober?
I have a sweaty ass goober bro...
How do you shave your goober?
by Bean Supreme April 17, 2009
Get the Goobermug. An annoying person who reminds me of a white glob of slime.
someone who mistakenly thinks that they are cute and/or funny
someone who mistakenly thinks that they are cute and/or funny
by swiftcamels February 9, 2009
Get the GOOBERmug. by Grace Lynn April 11, 2008
Get the Goobermug. This word is a ver offensive term for a nerd or a geeky type person who does'nt have any friends and spends all his or her time on the computer looking up naughty and erotic stuff
by Maligus July 20, 2008
Get the Goobermug.