Giffer

An old person. Usually an old man. Usually UK slang, can be used against the younger generation.

"You coming out drinking tonight Matt?"

"No, I'm tired from work. Gonna take a nap and chill"

"Don't be such an old Giffer, come out drinking"

by Barretto24 May 25, 2023

goffense

a term for an NFL offense led by quarterback Jared Goff.

friend 1: “did you see the lions game last night?”
friend 2: “yeah bro, the goffense was in full effect.”

by frankthetankfan23 December 29, 2023

Goofer

A member of an unknown council
These beings for all we know may be raising a god stronger than all could imagine (maybe even more powerful than a bingus)
Other then that they like to make silly content on content sharing platforms

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by anonymous February 9, 2024

Giffer

A giffer is someone that exclusively texts/messages in gifs

You are being such a giffer right now. Just speak to me in actual words.

by The LW Bridge March 19, 2024

goofermoofer

the word "imbecile" as a slur towards a race of your choosing (usually said towards crackers)

*is arguing to a white person*

"stfu goofermoofer"

by seriouslyeji April 6, 2024

Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

goafer loader

A lazy ginger beard man, who loooves criminal minds, and has a hard time performing simple work tasks.

Loader the "Goafer Loader" doesn't feel like contributing at work today due to the fact series 2 episode 3 has too many twists and turns to leave the work desk.

by Monty1013 June 15, 2024