One who tries to live in the modern world and make use of technology, but is still basically stupid or ignorant; or one who is colossally stupid, ignorant on grand scale, a sort of überidiot, perhaps the very stupidest person in the world. Formed by combining the term global village with village idiot.
Did you see the way that Richard used his digital camera to take a picture of his computer screen so that he could make a hard copy of the report he wrote? What a global village idiot.
by ntvnykr October 7, 2006
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Clueless: Hey did you see what Trey posted on his Tuesday blog?
Enlightened: Man, I can't stomach that Globber! He needs to switch to cereal box writing before he puts someone into a coma.
Enlightened: Man, I can't stomach that Globber! He needs to switch to cereal box writing before he puts someone into a coma.
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Global hide-and-go-seek is the pastime of the rich and hunted. This large and expensive game consists of one country/faction/group/key-person hiding somewhere in the world (the middle-east is a favoured hideout) and the other country/faction/group/key-person attempting to find them. Rules:
1. Innocent civilians must be killed
2. The Bush administration must be in some way involved
3. Players may not tell anyone that they are playing
4. If found you’re on your own
The Winners:
Elvis Presley
Jesus Christ
That guy who was on the news raping a cushion
Osama Bin Laden
The Losers:
Saddam Hussein
Dick Turpin
Adolf Hitler
Tips:
1.Do not hide in a hole
2.Do not use your real name
3.Do not trust your fellow Aryans
People son to begin playing:
George Bush, Jr
The entire staff of Guantanimo Bay
Jesus, Indian
1. Innocent civilians must be killed
2. The Bush administration must be in some way involved
3. Players may not tell anyone that they are playing
4. If found you’re on your own
The Winners:
Elvis Presley
Jesus Christ
That guy who was on the news raping a cushion
Osama Bin Laden
The Losers:
Saddam Hussein
Dick Turpin
Adolf Hitler
Tips:
1.Do not hide in a hole
2.Do not use your real name
3.Do not trust your fellow Aryans
People son to begin playing:
George Bush, Jr
The entire staff of Guantanimo Bay
Jesus, Indian
by Hans Brix June 11, 2006
Get the Global hide-and-go-seek mug.Bloby Globbins, a deity hailing from the old Globby Wars in ancient times. According to scriptures from the Temple of Blobbie, he was the God Of Sex. Legend has it that he was a blob that emerged from the depths of the sea, and arrived on Bloblandia in the early 18th century. He was blessed with divine power and strength and ascended to godhood. Over time, his power grew and he became stronger. Bloby Globbins has a secretive order devoted to his teachings and his words, “The Light Of Globbin”.
by blobyglobbins October 26, 2020
Get the Bloby Globbins mug.A used as an antonym to nationalism, but seldom by purported "globalists," to describe any ideology opposite to nationalism. It's exact meaning, however, varies depending on who you ask among the following:
1. An ideology which broadly supports free trade, international markets, and freer movement of capital and people.
2. An ideology which supports divesting power from national institutions into international institutions or multinational agreements. Examples include the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, European Union, the Eurozone, the United Nations, as well as agreements such as the Montreal Protocol, the Iran Nuclear Deal, or the Trans-Pacific Partnership.
3. An ideology secretly pushed by George Soros in an attempt to impose global dictatorship, strip citizens of sovereign nations of rights, take your firearms, track you with vaccines, flood a county near you with Islamofascist Mexican cartel refugees, and establish a new world order. If you belief this, my male vitality supplements are 50% off.
1. An ideology which broadly supports free trade, international markets, and freer movement of capital and people.
2. An ideology which supports divesting power from national institutions into international institutions or multinational agreements. Examples include the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, European Union, the Eurozone, the United Nations, as well as agreements such as the Montreal Protocol, the Iran Nuclear Deal, or the Trans-Pacific Partnership.
3. An ideology secretly pushed by George Soros in an attempt to impose global dictatorship, strip citizens of sovereign nations of rights, take your firearms, track you with vaccines, flood a county near you with Islamofascist Mexican cartel refugees, and establish a new world order. If you belief this, my male vitality supplements are 50% off.
1. The Liberal Party has turned to globalism through its commitment to bilateral trade agreements.
2. Globalism seriously threatens our national sovereignty.
3. The proponents of globalism are poisoning the water to make your frogs gay.
2. Globalism seriously threatens our national sovereignty.
3. The proponents of globalism are poisoning the water to make your frogs gay.
by areallylongpseudonym February 10, 2021
Get the globalism mug.From the book, GLOBAL SENSE, by Judah Freed (an update of Thomas Paine's "Common Sense."). Term is used when an idea or action makes common sense from a global perspective. If everyone on earth thought or said or did that thing, the outcome would be good for the world.
Buying a hybrid car makes global sense. Eating food filled with preservatives does not make global sense. Mindful self rule makes global sense. Giving in to our authority addiction does not make global sense. Nonviolent social protest makes global sense. Violence and war does not make global sense. Promoting genuine democracy through self-restraint makes global sense. Imposing so-called "democracy" by force does not make global sense.
by A Word Fan August 23, 2006
Get the global sense mug.Noun. 1. A person that intentionally chooses to consider all countries as potential places to live, work, and play.
2. A person that can rationalize their life experience without undue consideration of national boundaries or cultural differences.
2. A person that can rationalize their life experience without undue consideration of national boundaries or cultural differences.
The company's Global Talent Mobility policy ensured the hiring of global-citizens that could relocate worldwide.
by R.D. Sibley August 24, 2008
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