futurespeak

1. The real version of the future slang portrayed in the movie "Idiocracy".

2. A mix of shortened words, words specified by only their first letter, and idioms taken from youtube, particularly, Bernard "Pretty" Purdie, "Dog won't listen", and "Leprechaun in Alabama". Future speak is a highly emotional, concise, and context based language.

1. I'm gun splaaain to ya... how ya do that futch spee na!
(I'm going to teach you about futurespeak)

2. Son, I like that gooood sound.
(I highly approve of whatever you just said or did)

3. Eeeeeeee...
(Hi)

by wild_boar August 6, 2012

Future Plan

A word used by people when ending a relationship. The meaning is that the person ending the relationship has established some set ideas about their eventual status and future and that their current partner isn't going to fit into this plan. This is also used as a scape goat term for ending a relationship.

'I'm sorry, but you're just not part of my future plan'.

by Point Break May 23, 2014

Future ex-husband

A guy u like but know it will never go anywhere

Hey There goes my future ex-husband

by Funandgames August 14, 2017

future-tech

any technology that one sees being developed in the future

My favorite future-tech idea is the flying cars from 1950's movies.

by Tom Sartain December 17, 2003

Fixtures man

A UK cult hero, courtesy of the popular TV show 'Soccer AM'. Mainly famous for:

'Boom boom boom, let me hear you say fixtures!'

'Like theeeeeeeeeese'

Dude did you see Fixtures man on Saturday? He is the best person ever.

by Bababbaba January 1, 2005

FutureHistory

something SO!! good and great it's better than perfect it's future history one day in the future kids will be learning about it in class during history lessons

1 i'm the future man i'm futurehistory,
2 Damn she's fine - she's futurehistory,
3 this gang, were future history right here in the making scoobs.

by FutureHistory April 25, 2006

futuretruth

a statement made when fiction is necessary, but you want a time limit on your lie to feel better about yourself and keep you out of hell. it's a lie now, but it will be true later. also a lie that is told if you don't plan to commit the act you are lying about again.

I told her I never slept with that girl. I don't tell lies, I tell futuretruths.

by Chuck K July 20, 2007