Fucktard

A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.

Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!

by Andi March 2, 2005

fucktards

see: fucktard

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

Fucktard

A grammatical note: fucktard is what is called a blend. There are many entries calling this a contraction. However, it is in fact a blend.

Other blends:

smoke + fog = smog
motor + hotel = motel
fuck + retard = fucktard

by The Swank Linguist May 26, 2007

Sweet Fuckteen

The birth' day you lost your virginity.

Sally: Omg, i just lost my virginity in the church.

Jo: Happy sweet fuckteen

by Sloppyjo March 1, 2009

Alpha Fucktard

Who who is the most mentally backwards of his fellows and mates with farm animals.

Here we see the alpha fucktard leading his fellow fucktards in an effort to molest a hapless sheep.

by You really don't wanna know about me June 30, 2003

funktabulous

Funktabulous is an exclamation of joy, much like funktastic, only on a higher plane...

<Being told a tale of great joy>
"that's funktabulous!"
<Listening to an amazing song>
"This song rocks like a quarry! It's funktabulous!"

by Plunky May 10, 2005

funktress

An extremely intelligent female, gifted in the ways of social interactions. Very likely to have large groups of raving fans and swarms of followers doting on every word that falls from her lips.

Person A: Wow, that girl over there has about 50 guys trying to ask her to dinner.

Person B: Which one?

Person A: The one over there, proving the Gram-Schmidt process on the white board over there in Hesburgh.

Person B: Oh I see. She is quite the funktress, indeed.

by Infiniti McDougal December 7, 2012