Fran

A celebrity walking among us. Frans know how to make things interesting and hilarious. They can create nicknames for anyone around them, especially co-workers. These nicknames are top secret to peers around, and very original. Ex: Mexican Armadillo, Dora, Rosetta Stone, {{{ J. }}}}}, and many more. Frans do not enjoy shopping on Black Friday. Frans enjoy saying sarcastic things like "I am gonna shoot my eye out!" Frans always show optimism in all situations. Frans should stick with people that are not Pessimistic Polly's. Frans friends should come from the astrology sign of Aries, their initials should be BMH.

Frans make me lmfao.
Frans say Mexican Armadillo's really get on their nerves.

by {{{ J. }}}}} December 1, 2009

fiancée

French for "Imma marry dat bitch". Often used to extract insincere congratulations from a stranger. Also used when fishing for preferential treatment in dining establishments.

"Hi, welcome to Gordo's Chophouse. Just 2 for dinner tonight?"
"Yep."
"You're in luck. We just opened a table right over there."
"Actually my *fiancée* was hoping that we could get a table on the terrace."
"Oh congratulations! Give me a minute I'll see what I can do for you two."

by the lexiconartist September 16, 2013

Tour de France

The most challenging sporting event in the world.

A marathon each day for 3 weeks.

by FooberFoober August 30, 2005

francela

Francela is a very cute person who could be loved and be her friend. She deserves a great man to be with anyone who turns their back would fall in love for her. She is the prettiest, cutest, smart, chill, and cool alive.

"Your so pretty want to be my friend."

"Francela is a defined person on Earth."

by Carla Garcia November 12, 2017

France

Don't knock until you've tried, all the negative stereotypes about the French are untrue. They're nice, and clean people. Take my mother for an example. My mother is French and she is clean, nice, respectful, and considerate. You can't base a person on their Ethnicity, you know. We are all Human.

Person 1 - I hate France because it's filled with arses!

Me - Hey asshole, you live in a cardboard box. And besides, how would you know? Get a life.

by Polo. October 13, 2007

San Fran shit

a bloodly or glazed bowl movment resulting from rough anal intercourse.

lance:i passed out in san fransisco and my ass really hurts.
Carl: just wait till u have the san fran shit.

by RED I August 19, 2006

france

land of the free
home of the brave

A place that free thinking Americans are told they should move to by narrow minded idiots.

In France they are so badass that they eat frogs and snails, the kind of stuff that Americans have to be double-dog dared to eat.

by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005