Porcupine in the forest

When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.

Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.

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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

Annihilating the forest

In other words burning trees, smoking the mary jane, and flying high man. Im talking like some many blunts and shit.

We were annihilating the forest, man

by chocolatekush420 December 12, 2011

Poopoo forest

the best forest in the world
but some guy named bad guy wants to burn that

i live near the poopoo forest

by Slao September 19, 2020

frosty forest

When a guys cums on a girls hairy pussy, it is know as "frosting her forest".

Yeah, bro, I gave her a frosty forest yesterday! It was life changing.

by DirtyDan879 May 20, 2015

Butt forest

The area of a mans butt where there is much hair and to navigate through it’s like going through a forest

When I blew coke up my husband butt it was hard to get through the butt forest

by Cokeeesmurf October 31, 2018

Freaky Forest

A girl with a really thick bush ;) ;)

Makayla has a Freaky Forest.

by IntoXic8dDeatH June 5, 2018

Winter Forest

When some or all of one's pubic hair has turned white and/or gray.

When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"

by Zil025 June 6, 2020