drunker than a funker

a man that is more drunk and a man that is high on weed.

damn that bitch is drunker than a funker

by Ryan Winkler October 29, 2003

funkel facial

After having anal sex with someone so hard that they bleed from their ass. You take your dick out of their ass so that it has the blood and shit on it(this is known as garfunkel). After this you have the person face towards your cock as you jerk off on their face. This makes their face have a mixture of shit, blood, and semen on it.

Man after I garfunkeled Emily, I slapped my dick on her face!!
I gave that bitch a FUNKEL FACIAL!

by Vicccc June 11, 2008

Fuked

When a person or group of people keep killing you in fallout 76 and you finally get your hands on the nuke codes. It’s a combination of the words fucked and nuked.

“Get fuked” *drops nuke*

by Starman1569 November 19, 2018

fuken write buddy

when a guy fucks a girl so0o hard and her pussy turns red then he says fukin right buddy

greg is a aexample he fucked the shit out of brittany

by bitch October 11, 2004

funked-out

so totally wasted/lost you don't know what the hell is going on.
random, funky, weird, etc.

yo, dude, that girl Abigail is so totally funked-out.

by ABC Grimmgirl August 23, 2005

funked

Having nothing to retort with in a rippings-battle.

Boy1: Your dicks so thin you could pick up signals from space.

Boy2: (silence) Followed up quickly by an angered look.

Boy1: No need for the tears, you've been funked mate.

by jaffasurprise March 18, 2011

fluke

something that doesn't go as planned. can be used to describe a situation or a person.

"That party was a fluke"

"Weren't you suppose to hang out with your friend tonight?" "Yeah, but they fluked"

by brittanyxcarter April 20, 2011