insta flop

The sensation of your erection instantly dropping when you see a particularly ugly female species. Can be used with the phrase boom.

I saw Helga earlier after getting with Amy, she wasn't wearing underwear. BOOM, insta flop!

by Kempo May 9, 2006

Potty Flop

The action of incomplete sitting upon a toilet in the aftermath of a leg workout. Often painful, this effect can last for 1-3 days. Depending on the severity of the potty flop, the afflicted trainee may get as little as 20 degrees into a knee bend before giving up and bruising their buttocks on the toilet seat.

"Those ass-to-grass squats gave me such bad potty flop! I didn't get halfway down before falling!"

by HorFinatOr February 19, 2010

Flooding the Basement

Arousing a woman to the point of her getting wet, and then leaving without any sort of intercourse/sexual relief.

I got a call that uber eats was here right as we were about to get down. I was really hungry, so I dipped. Sorry for flooding the basement.

by DB0913 November 23, 2018

flood

vb: to ejaculate copiously.

He flooded my throat with the contents of his aching balls.

by Jezebel April 18, 2005

floopdooby

A person who is highly ineffective in all areas of endeavor, despite reasonably good intentions. May be likable but unreliable and disrespected because of repeated failures.

A floopdooby is similar to a sad sack, Charlie Brown, feeb, weakest link. Most families have one somewhere in their family tree.

by BigLunchLady February 28, 2009

Flood Worrier

Individuals who believe that no matter what the amount of rain falling to the ground, a flood is inevitable and will always kill people. Also people who suffer from Flood Worrier syndrome are known to accuse others as "Disaster Mockers"

Jeremy "the rains be a coming down on us"
Lance "I am starting to worry my wife, my kid and my goat are going to be subject to death, that is a wagon-load of people"
Brandon "you two are a bunch of flood worrier pussy's"
Jeremy "you hoe, your such a Disaster Mocker"

by Honchongo June 12, 2011

Flop johnson

To pull your penis out of your jeans, letting it hang

Lou: "I was at this girls house and she said I had a little dick, so I pulled my dick out in her living room: flop johnson."

by TheyCallMeTheChamp January 27, 2013