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A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and sore. It is my mission to relieve this unpleasant phenomenon.
His girlfriend had left him with blue balls, so I took pity on him and sucked him off until he came in my mouth. We both felt better after that.
by jezebel July 07, 2005

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vb: to ejaculate copiously.
He flooded my throat with the contents of his aching balls.
by Jezebel April 18, 2005

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Describing the act where a woman has sex with 7 men at once/one after the other. Taken from the soft drink.
Sarah went 7-up with me and six mates last night.
by Jezebel April 10, 2005

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It's Zach BRAFF, not Bradford. If you're going to give a definition, at least know the name. I mean, he wrote, directed and starred in the damn thing.
"Like, oh my god, I totally like Zach Bradford.. you know, the guy from Garden State!"
"Zach Bradford.. you mean, Zach Braff? Yeah.. you should probably think twice before you go and say something about him without knowing his name..."
by jezebel January 25, 2005

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What Kirk looks like in the morning
"OH MY GOD! I'm Ron!!!!"
by Jezebel November 23, 2004

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A very enjoyable part of love-making, in which the mouth, lips and tongue are used to stimulate a partner's genitals. Technically it relates to the act between any permutation of the sexes, but it is most commonly used to refer to a woman going down on a man.

Oral sex is particularly effective (for both sexes) if the woman kneels in front of the man, which puts her at the perfect height to take his swollen cock in her mouth. She can then lick, kiss, suck and generally adore his cock and balls with her mouth until her partner is stimulated to the point of ejaculation, whereupon she can (and ideally should) swallow his sperm. Women who dislike the taste of semen and who can deep throat may prefer to let their partner shoot down their throat to avoid the taste buds altogether.

A talented cocksucker can bring a man off from erection to orgasm with her mouth alone, but a light wanking action on the base of the cock can be productive. Some men will grip the woman's hair or head, either to encourage more action or to hold the head still while they thrust urgently into the woman's mouth in a vigorous fucking action. This can cause the woman to gag but should be tolerated if possible as it usually means an orgasm is close.

Oral sex can be performed simultaneously, when it is often referred to as 69-ing.

Oral sex doesn't have to progress to ejaculation, but can also be an extremely pleasant form of foreplay. Waking up a sleeping lover by sucking his cock gently to produce an erection is a particularly nice form of oral sex. Once a woman gets the taste for spunk, however, it can be difficult to resist the temptation to suck her lover all the way to climax in the desire to get a delicious mouthful. I speak from experience (and have the sore knees to prove it).
I like sex in lots of positions, but oral sex is one of my favourites.

My boyfriend told his mate that I gave the best oral sex he'd ever had, and now his mate wants me to suck him off too.

I was too sore to fuck last night, so I gave my lover oral sex instead.
by jezebel July 07, 2005

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Something I am very, very good at...and I swallow.
Last night I got down on my knees and gave him the best blowjob of his life.
by Jezebel April 09, 2005

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