light as a feather, stiff as a board

Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.

Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!

by light as a feather stiff board July 9, 2014

Anus Feather

A green, small feather you encounter while wiping your butt. It comes out of your anus, and is attached to the poop on your toilet paper.

Joell - Marty told me about his anus feather he had yesterday. I guess it was pretty large.

Marcus - We'll than it isn't an anus feather...

by 65498558 June 25, 2009

knock me over with a feather

A saying only old people use

Knock me over with a feather

by 971bs June 30, 2016

featherated

To be out of control.

That bush is all featherated; it definitely needs trimming.

OR

Jessica was so featherated today because her boyfriend just proposed.

OR

After receiving his stellar annual review, Rob was so featherated that he proposed to his girlfriend.

by Yittle Bitty Babe Girl August 5, 2010

feathered projectile

A feathered fowl with intention to travel at high speeds

If a hawk is indeed sent, do not look the feathered projectile directly in the eye.

by gordy711 February 7, 2017

feathers ruffled

the feeling of being cross faded

Man oh man were my feathers ruffled last night!

by lilbeebo August 23, 2017

featherweight featherweight

female loyal to a significant other who is incarcerated known as a peckerwood

that featherweight featherweight rode out a 7 year term with that peckerwood

by A816K July 16, 2018