Jelly Flare

when a girl gives a guy a handjob and her ring cuts his dick

Jelly Belly gives Murphy a handjob and her ring cuts her penis which gave him a Jelly Flare

by Jelly Donnavan November 2, 2007

Road Flare

A sharply-dressed gay man on the side of the road.

As my father and I drove on the street on the way home, he yelled out "Look at that Road Flare!" and pointed to a man in a very nice dress.

by Insanity C December 26, 2011

flaxseed oil

The term used for device used in a total, complete, flabbergastingly masterfully delivered lie. Another rung on the ladder to the pull-off of a grand falsehood, to use a flaxseed oil usually means substituting one person for another or replacing one substance with another.

Derived from Barry Bonds and his testimony to one grand jury or another as defence against the accusations of him using steroids.

Craig: "Dude, why the fuck did you get hammered at my wedding reception!? I fuckin' told you that Jason was bad news!"

Steve: "Man, I totally thought that wine was grape juice. My bad. Plus, I don't even think Jason came, I was with...uh...Mike."

FLAXSEED OIL STRIKES AGAIN.

by Flaxseed Jim October 21, 2007

dats a flare

said when someone says something that could never happen, something stupid, or something obvious

J: You know casper the ghost is in my room right now.

B: Shut up, dats a flare you know he does not exist.

by Jennifer April 8, 2005

flare

a break dancing move that involves swinging the legs around in a circle

flares rule, max can do a flare

by kevin May 1, 2003

Flargen

A Vagina, A Woman's Frontal Private Area; The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.

Last Night I I Put My Dingle in that Chicks Flargen, "Flargen & Dingle"

by Dan "The Man" Burn-All March 14, 2011

flasses

obscenely large sunglasses that cover up most of the face, worn to be "fashionable" or worn by a butterface to decieve men.

Guy 1: Hey, look at this dime piece over here.

Guy 2: Don't get to excited, those flasses gotta be hiding something.

by nickred October 29, 2008