Flapjacked

For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.

Oh my god I passed out last night and one of my girlfriends "flapjacked " me while I was asleep.!

by Christo357_1369 September 11, 2019

Flapjacked

The state of being both fat and muscular

That man is flapjacked

by Twistamoneus December 13, 2020

Flapjacking

Best suited for women that have had a child. Their breast will sometimes be flattened and rest on their chest like a couple of flapjacks or pancakes.

Verb: when you place the palm of your hand between a woman's breasts and shake it side to side as fast you can, causing a flapping or slapping sound.

I was flapjacking my wife for our anniversary, that's why I'm walking with a limp.

by Woodwacker May 16, 2008

flapjack

When a man shits on woman's chest and she squishes it between her breasts and eats it.

Person 1: DUDE I totally gave that girl a flapjack! Person 2: Your fucked in the head!

by KrazyLuke360 December 13, 2010

Flapjacking

When a guy hits girls butt and it makes that clapping sound.

When jay Flapjacked me I, my booty cheered. I cant wait for my next Flapjacking.

by Marko main May 13, 2015

flapjack

When you fuck a girl in her fat rolls.

Well I'm saving for marriage but I'll give you a flapjack instead. What does that mean? You know when I jack you off with my stomach rolls.

by DaFlapJacker March 17, 2016

flapjack ass

Big booty.

"Damn she got a flapjack ass."

by noreh April 25, 2016