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Flapjack

Corporate cocktwaddle used by lower middle management in a passive aggressive manner, trying to convey an image of bringing ideas together - generally talking shite using words they don’t understand but have overheard whilst thrapping one out in the bogs.
Lets flapjack the shit out of that idea!!! If you don’t lay an egg on it by close of play your cock is on the block!!!
by William Large Balls July 5, 2018
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flapjack ass

"Damn she got a flapjack ass."
by noreh April 25, 2016
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Flapjacked

For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.
Oh my god I passed out last night and one of my girlfriends "flapjacked " me while I was asleep.!
by Christo357_1369 September 11, 2019
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Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.
Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."
by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012
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Flapjack Fannie

A woman with exceptionally large aerolla's.
by Admiral7Awesome August 5, 2018
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Flapjacks

A mixture of flour and eggs made into a delicious, fluffy, circle shaped food.

Usually had on Saturday or Sunday morning with maple syrup.
"Dude, want to come over tonight? My mom's gonna make flapjacks in the morning!"
by Pancakes>Flapjacks March 31, 2019
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Flapjacking

When a guy hits girls butt and it makes that clapping sound.
When jay Flapjacked me I, my booty cheered. I cant wait for my next Flapjacking.
by Marko main May 13, 2015
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