/facedesk

The physical act of banging your head against a desk. Derived from /facepalm

A: Boom!Headshot!
B: /facedesk

by gregoreeDOTcom October 14, 2008

Fate Fuck

Realization, after the fact, that your one night stand was someone you already knew.

Shazam randomly meets Pepsi on a Friday night. They fuck. She stalks his facebook Monday morning only to discover herself in his old photos. Banana says "that`s fate." Shazam says "No, it`s a fate fuck."

by Bananaramarama February 2, 2010

chip-faced

You've had to many chocolate chips or any sort of ice cream with chocolate chips in them. You could be high-per. Based of the term "shit-faced".

Chip-faced was said in "Miss Congeniality."

"Top me off pal, I wanna get chip-faced!"

by ChipFaced March 18, 2009

zebra faced banana wrap

When a woman (usually a friends mom or grandmother) receives a dump and cum shot at the same time on her face from two seperate men. Then she gets on all fours and receives double anal from the same two men. Usually performed after a romantic date or on honeymoons.

I finally know i'm not gay because I performed my first zebra faced banana wrap last night with my friends g-ma and her friend.

by the goat banger December 23, 2009

Potato-faced

Describes a person whose face has no coherent shape or bone structure, somewhat resembling a potato.

Have you ever noticed that all of the girls' parents on 16 & pregnant are potato-faced hicks?

by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014

Fate

Something that is weird and freaky, but can bring two people together :)

Nate and Allison had different paths, but they crossed anyways because of fate.

by mehbleghblegh May 18, 2010

schmitt-faced

getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people's wives/girlfriends, and/or shitting oneself.

Joe got so schmitt-faced last night that he woke up spooning his roommate

by udanonymous April 28, 2008