Fartling

- Noun

1. A feckless, contemptible, inconsequential little fart of a creature.

2. A worthless human being.

Fartling: "Hey hey, sign up to Pirates vs Ninjas already so we can play it together!!!!!!!"
Bloke: "Fuck off, go play your shit games with other people of your mental age, I have better things to do with my time, like work at my job."
Fartling: <Puffing chest, splaying arms> "Oi you fucking what mate, wanna fight? 1v1 me, I will wreck you hard"
Bloke: <Picks fartling up and throws him several metres> "I said, I have better things to do with my time!"

by Charlemagne1993 March 5, 2016

Farting out cum

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet

Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!

by Awfulman July 15, 2022

quizzical farting

A type of farting during which the expression on your face shows confusion and/or inquisitiveness. On occasion the intonation of the fart reflects this uncertainty by making an abrupt change of pitch, as if you were asking a question. This can also be used as an adverb.

Chuck farts quizzically when he is lost and doesn't know which direction to go. Jen pulled out the map and said "I can tell you're lost by your quizzical farting, the food store is this way!"

by mole120 March 9, 2012

Skype Farting

the act of letting loose a swarm of shitmeister-smelling particles of gas in the air, while being on Skype. Normally done by females...named Nicole.

*FART*
Nathan: The hell was that?
Nicole: I don't even know!
Harold: NICOLE FARTED!
Skype Farting Process: Complete

by ThatSuperiorN January 11, 2014

Farting Cheddar

To have an excess of money, and spend it wastefully.

He won the lottery and bought 60 cars, he's pretty much just farting cheddar at this point.

by Dr. BANE November 24, 2010

farting ass bitch

Someone who sucks ass at ping pong, has crusty black lips, a farts like a bitch.

Gosh, Ryan is such a farting ass bitch.

by Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww November 13, 2016

farting jew

a term originating from the farting jew video on youtube, used to describe br00t4l kids from arizona that are hilarious to prank call and have nothing else better to do than sit there and talk to you.

"your ringback tone makes you sound like a douchebag and a farting jew, you faggot!

by eli_whitney December 22, 2008