Fairlin

The offspring of a fairy and gremlin, usually seen as deformed fairy spreading bad luck fairy dust. The source of ALL bad luck.

You must have your own personal fairlin messing with you with all this bad luck you've been having lately.

by Tankcamacho February 5, 2013

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Failias

The failure to come up with a believable fake name due to time constraints or panicked thinking.

Policeman at car window: "Sir, this car was just seen at a popular doggingspot. I'll need your name, please."

David Armstrong: my name is John... Super... Man...

Policeman: That goddamn failias crap ain't gonna work on me, boy! Get the hell out here!

by John Superman November 28, 2013

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failnal

Anal sex failure or anal fail. Along with painal and ambush creampie another term coined by popular adult website Backroom Casting Couch.

Ariana attempted to have anal sex for her demo tape but despite the agent's best attempt, it turned into failnal.

by Neolojizzm November 30, 2016

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failionaire

a person who spends the majority of their life accumulating currency only to find that in the end, they missed the point all along.

you're not a millionaire; you're not a billionaire... congratulations!

you're a failionaire!

better luck next time...

by loco and i don't know January 14, 2020

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falling on blind eyes

Something which is in front of us, yet cannot or will not be seen.

The visual equivalent of 'falling on deaf ears'.

Inside the White House, the numbers kept falling on blind eyes, unable to see that infection rates were exploding, that their candidate was massively behind in the polls, that across the country, people were on the march and would not back down.

by Monkey's Dad June 24, 2020

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