He is the literal definition of a man. He compensates his height for a massive cock and it works. Undoubtedly the most attractive man alive and loves to tell you.
Girl 1: did u fuck Evan tuck?
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock
by theboyboywestcoast July 5, 2019
Get the Evan Tuck mug.one of the most caring guys you’ll ever meet. he’s selfless and loves to comfort people. he’s highkey gory and loves rock & rap. he’s really cute and has blonde curly hair and green eyes. he is a total goofball and loves to have a good time. when you talk to him it feels like you’re the only girl in the world. will love you more than you’ll ever know. one of the most loving people ever. puts up with your bs and loves you anyways. but not backstabbing type thing. his intuition is strong as a mf and he’s a really protective boyfriend but only wants what’s best for you. protective but not jealous. will always have your back and will be there in the long run. a boy that has a huge dick and all the girls want him but only one can have him.
by iloveny July 15, 2019
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by Big gaymer April 10, 2019
Get the Evan and dino mug.Evan is the most cutest boy you'll ever meet. He's very protective. He has the most adorable smile you've ever seen. Every girl would want him because of his sense of humor, his smile, him being protective, and making you happy every day. When you see him you just want to go up to him and hug and drown him in your love.
Girl #1: "Who is that boy over there?"
Girl #2: "That's Evan, isn't he the cutest boy you've ever seen?"
Girl #1: "Yes, I just want to go up to him and shower him with my love!"
Girl #2: "That's Evan, isn't he the cutest boy you've ever seen?"
Girl #1: "Yes, I just want to go up to him and shower him with my love!"
by imkindof.depressed November 6, 2019
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Get the Evangelifools mug.One of the most retarded beings to ever exist. Does not make a good pet and will not listen worth shit. The only thing it’s good for is smoking meth and losing teeth. Would not recommend trying to adopt one.
by UnionShittyPa May 6, 2020
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He suffers from major social anxiety which causes him to get caught up in a web of lies. His main outfit consists of a blue striped polo shirt and khakis. He also loves trees.
He suffers from major social anxiety which causes him to get caught up in a web of lies. His main outfit consists of a blue striped polo shirt and khakis. He also loves trees.
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