Secondary Email 

The email account you give away to people or businesses you don't want to hear from. Usually used to get free samples.

That Red Bull representative wouldn't give me a free sample unless I gave her my email address, so I gave her my secondary email

Secondary Email by Kircus February 18, 2010

Mass email 

Code name for an extra spicy silent fart that is let loose on unsuspecting cubicle dwellers by an unrealized agent walking down the office main row.

See also crop duster

Cathy, it smells rancid! Who did that

Erik, Mike just sent out a mass email and dipped out the side door.

Mass email by Smart Rocks December 29, 2021

Butter Email 

Noun: The female equivalent to sending a dick pict. A picture of a moist vagina sent unsolicited via email, usually via a service like Yahoo or Hotmail.

It was butter emails that finally got to him to finish.

Butter Email by Dr. Johnson February 14, 2022

reading my email 

One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.

Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.

reading my email by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

speed of email 

When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.

"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."

speed of email by Vatu August 22, 2019

changing your email 

something you cant do in urban dictionary for some reason

Mike: Can you changing your email in urban dictionary?
me: idk ask urban dictionary
Urban dictionary: no

changing your email by Some1 @ the internet March 13, 2021

I got an email

The most feared sentence starter of every school aged person.

Mom: "I got an email from your teacher today."
Kid: "Fuck."

I got an email by JankyNSwanky September 30, 2021