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Dinosaur Earth

The Dinosaur Earth is a theory and belief that our planet, Earth, is shaped like a dinosaur, specifically a velociraptor. This theory is no theory, however, as all laws of physics and science evidently prove the Earth is indeed shaped like a dinosaur. Certain people deny the Earth's true shape, those are who we call non-believers, or retards for short. Certain Dino-Earthers speculate that some kind of god created our Dinosaur Earth, and others speculate it had to do with the meteor that hit the dinosaurs a long time ago.
Hey Billy, you heard of the Dinosaur Earth?
No Jim, but it sounds ridiculous!
Take him out boys, we got another non-believer.
by DinoEarthYo January 8, 2020
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Earth Science

A mostly pointless class you will end up taking that includes teachers with monotones, comfy textbook pillows, facepalms when you realize it's not required to graduate and time to do other school work.
Ex. 1
Will: "Crap, I forgot to do the English"
Rachel: "Just do it during Earth Science. It's not like that class matters."

Ex. 2
Trista: "What do you have next?"
Frank: "Study Ha-....uh... I mean 'Earth Science'"
by Smartbutlazy March 18, 2011
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flat earther

a fucking dumbass who fucking got fucked up in the head,hitting his head so many damn times on a brick as a child and always getting fucked up on pills as a child
guy1:the earth is flat
guy2:shut the fuck up you flat earther you degenerate fuck
by fire pro YT November 19, 2018
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Flat Earther

A low IQ science denying idiot (most of which are also whackjob conspiracy theorists and antivaxxers) who believes the Earth is flat but could never come up with any intelligent arguments to prove his or her point. These people are far too stupid to even qualify to ride a short bus, probably from banging their head against the roof of said bus far too many times as a child.
Buzz: Have you saw that documentary I sent you earlier on flat earth theory?
Max: Yeah, it was complete bunk.
Buzz: How so?
Max: No actual science to back it up for one thing, just a bunch of anecdotal crap from a group of low IQ simps
Bruce: Science is overrated and is a crock
Max: OK, glad to see that you lack any degree of common sense and intelligence. Can't wait until you become a victim of natural selection. If you take a group of 5 or 6 of you flat earther types, you MIGHT finally reach a combined IQ of 30...if you're lucky.
by Fuckhead Farley August 27, 2021
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ends of the earth

I had to go to the ends of the eart to get that software!!
by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004
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Battlefield Earth

Arguably the worst movie in History.
John Travolta produced and starred in this monumental piece of dung because it's based on a novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and Johnny boy is one of several Hollywood celebities brainwashed by the Scientology creepos.
If you think the movie is shit, you should have a look at the book!
I'd rather sit on an anthill than watch Battlefield Earth.
by Hugh G Rection January 18, 2006
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earthqueaf

An earth shattering queaf, with similar aftermaths as an earthquake.
Her earthqueaf was so massive, it destroyed the whole city.
by the_man_121 July 16, 2010
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