Amnesia Dark Descent

The absolute scariest and one of the best games you will ever play. Most zombie games give you a shotgun or a machine gun and you just walk around shooting everything. Here, you don't get a weapon. Here, the zombies are scary as fuck, tough as nails, show up at the most unexpected time, and will rape your mind. After a while of the game's atmosphere, you begin to go batshit insane. You must survive the entire game, and that might just be impossible.

(playing a game and conversing over Skype)

"Oh shit, I have a bag of oreos... AAAAAAARGRHRGAARHARGH HOLYSHITSHITSHIT OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING!!!! AAH!..... oh man, dude, I paused the game... I'm just going to load a save game..."

Typical reaction to playing Amnesia Dark Descent

by DmitriShostakovich May 5, 2011

Little Dark Age

A name for the period in which we live right now, with political instability, crisis upon crisis and looming threats of climate change and existentialism. Little, however, meaning that hopefully it will all go away someday.

"We're living in a Little Dark Age."

by WorldEater April 23, 2022

dark days

Used as a reference to a bad occurence that has happened or that is about to happen. Similar to bad times.

(Something bad happens)
"Oh dude, its dark days now, dark days I tell you!"

by Wilburg March 23, 2004

dark humor

Humor that is viewed as dark, morbid, cruel, offensive to some, and or graphic in nature and is yet, still found funny.

Dark humor is my kind of humor, personally. It submerges into unpleasant endeavors and emerges with a funny story found humorous to the masses.

Verbally describing a horrible incident in graphic, long winded detail can be found funny in itself. Or describing something that is seen as disgusting to most could be funny as well.

One comic known for such a thing as dark humor would be famous Bill Hicks who passed away from pancreatic cancer in 1994. Over half of his jokes and satiric descriptions could be taken as dark humor, and some of the funniest and most quoted jokes of all time.

Another would be George Carlin, the master of satiric rants.

A man kneels tremulously to the asphalt in the middle of a bridge connecting two major interstates to each other. He breathes slowly and his mind races vigorously as his heart began to beat with anxiety. He raises the handgun to the right side of his temple as dozens of bystanders gasp in horror. He hesitates, thinking of that morsel of a possibility that perhaps the angle of the gun relevant to his skull would not be the exact mathematical trick of successfully firing the bullet in the effective trajectory to demolish his brain in the correct matter in order to achieve death as quickly as possible. If these aspects were not met then he could end up being a half head having freak, or a vegetable for that matter. After repositioning the .45 caliber semi automatic handgun to the inside of his mouth he comes to the same shaky conclusion that it still might not work. He fidgets the end of the gun awkwardly to point at the top of his scalp. Again, the same conclusion. Finally he screams out, "I just can't do this!" and throws the gun to the asphalt haphazardly, not thinking of the possibility of the gun going off once it hit the ground like the cliché one would see in a movie. The gun unfortunately does and the bullet strikes him in the foot, penetrating through his toes and out the other side through his boot. He yelps like a puppy and falls to the road, cradling his foot in pain. "This just isn't my day."
(If you found that funny, you can consider it dark humor.)

by Jacob The Red Wolf aka Jacob The Red December 24, 2008

dark web

Dark web is the portion of the deep web that requires special software such as TOR to navigate. Commonly, confused people refer to the "deep web" as the" dark web", but the deep web is just the information on the internet which normal search engines can't find, such as pages within sites without links to click on.

The dark web is a good place to download some illegal crap and then get caught because you didn't do it right

by Thisguyimetinabar January 15, 2016

Dark room switch

When in the middle of sexual intercourse one excuses themselves in the middle and switches with somebody else who is in or around the room who then finishes in your place. The Dark room switch is done in a dark room to avoid suspicion of changing partners.

When he failed to please his wife john payed a gigolo to do a Dark room switch to trick her into thinking he could satisfy her.

by vurrysorry November 5, 2009

Dark Man X

DMX one of the illest rappers of all time is also known as
- Dark Man X
- Dark Man
- X
- The Dog

- Dark Man X got ya bouncin again - "Party Up"
- There ain't no sunshine when the Dark Man comes out - "No Sunshine"
- X gon give it to ya - "X gon give it to ya"
- Earl Simmons, AKA The Dog - "My Life"

by Kato April 24, 2006