dueling

When two episodes of the same show are on different channels at the same time

Shit, there's dueling Seinfelds on. Should I watch the one with a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences or the one where there's a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences?

by typical May 15, 2006

dueling tripods

After facing your opponent in a standard tripod position, kick repeatedly until one falls.

Joe dominated Katie in a classic match of dueling tripods.

by Joe Daniels March 12, 2007

asian dumpling

when a bitch, preferably asian, sucks on a dude's balls with wasabi in her mouth

you better quit actin' all nigiri, or i'm gonna give you an asian dumpling

by wu tang playa January 2, 2010

dumpling

A term that refers to a person that is constantly needing to take a shit

Jeff Labeau, commonly called dumpling, is often sighted looking down in the urinals.

by Chorgan January 6, 2008

tuscaloosa dumpling

when you educate your son on the birds and the bees, then take him to a strip club and buy a private dance... aka make em fuck a stripper

earl took ol rusty to get him his tuscaloosa dumpling, they sure grow up fast!

by bigmanmoto December 17, 2008

Dueling Dragons

When one is so sick, that they proceed to projectile vomit and diarrhea at the same time.

I ate some bad chicken and I was up until 4am last night dueling dragons!

by Sensei666 May 1, 2016

ass dumpling

Its like a kind of poop but its bigger and it hurts more..

Yo mark I just took a huge ass dumpling and that bad boy stinged

by Arianna big nutz July 30, 2019