dubcoaster

It's when a person can exist on the East and West coast of the US, nearly simultaneously. Friends and family, on both coasts, believe that person is nearby.

Joe is the quintessential dubcoaster when he went to two weddings, 12 hours and 3000 miles apart. He's awesome.

by TheBlackGuyWhosNotBlack July 11, 2012

dumpster titties

When a girls breasts look like squidwards nose.. Or like they got trapped in a dumpster lid.

You know dequan's girl? She's got a bad case of the dumpster titties.

by zanierd's cookie hole April 11, 2016

dumpster gravy

The foul smelling fluid that forms at the bottom of large quantities of garbage. It is formed from liquids that have been thrown out mixing in garbage cans or dumpsters.

Friend 1: Would you drink a cup of dumpster gravy for a million dollars.

Friend 2: I wouldn't drink it for ten million dollars.

by BottledPizza May 24, 2016

dumbassery

The act of being more stupid (and enjoying it) than societal norms typically allow.

Noah Wirt's behavior at the party was dumbassery incarnate.

by kidthunder June 4, 2016

Dumpster Salad

Referring to a promiscuous girl who's a hot mess. A slut who doesn't care what people think about her. Most likely a barfly who frequently takes home random guys.

My friend went out with that girl and said she's a dumpster salad who'll sleep with any guy in the bar.

by Cletus Johnson July 27, 2016

dumpster midget sex

The act of sexual activity between 2 midgets or small people, typically in a dumpster.

Bro did you see that good stuff last night?
Yeah that sweet, sweet dumpster midget sex?

by Themememeister666 April 15, 2017

Dumpster Bump

When two unattractive people have sex.

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."

by JJheffs June 17, 2017