Desmond

A FAT FUCKING N****R THAT SMELLS AND IS FUCKING FAT

That guy is suuuuuch a desmond.

by pussylover November 11, 2020

dtmoh

d-down
t-to
m-make
o-out
h-high

aye you dtmoh? its better

by someone in ur head November 20, 2020

Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.

David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.

by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020

Dismosis

When you shat and it comes out your ears instead

Oh shit i just Dismosised

by 0akles January 11, 2021

desmond hunt

A very sexy man who is hot and good looking. He is usually smart and tall and smegsy.

wow, DESMOND HUNT is so great and pog.

by epic person000000 March 23, 2021

desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.

man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit

by zleed May 6, 2021

Desmos'd

Also known as Desmosed.
The process where an image or a video is taken and converted into a desmos graph.

"Ahhhhh I got desmos'd!" Jimmy yelped as a mirror image of him stared back from his PC.

by STBAccuracy June 27, 2021