wank drunk

To be wank drunk is a sensation solely associated with males who bash one out and suddenly succumb to the sensation of feeling lethargic and sleepy, almost drunk like immediately following a cheeky tug. Whilst males feel knocked out after having shot their loads, the expression wank drunk can also refer to general groginess and lethargy during periods of inactivity and boredom, as if they have just had a tug, are spaced out, and feel like just sleeping.

Alright mate, you look really tired.

Yeah, I'm fucked. I feel wank drunk.

by Alright Mullet September 29, 2010

drunk owl

To be Drunk only in night time, when the sun's down.

"Hey bro what take a shot with your cereal"? "You know me man, I'm only a drunk owl".

by Blu3D3v1l October 20, 2019

drunk patrol

When out with people who are drinking/drunk, the person or people on drunk patrol are the people who are keeping them from getting into too much shit, like getting arrested or hurting themselves. Like a designated driver, but for everything.

"While I was out with everyone last night, I had to be on drunk patrol, and someone almost jumped off a bridge but I stopped them."
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"Jerry threw up last night, but I was on drunk patrol so I had to clean it up."

by the steve. October 14, 2006

dunlap drunk

Beyond wasted. So wasted, in fact, that you add syllables to words, lose your phone, hook up with random chicks in elevators, etc.

Person One - "Wow man I feel like shit today. Musta gotten white girl wasted last night."

Person Two - "White girl wasted?? Not even close bro. More like Dunlap drunk!"

by dailydump891 January 2, 2012

Pokemon Drunk

When you get so wasted you only have the ability to say your own name.

1: SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM!

2: What the fuck is wrong with Sam?

3: He's Pokemon drunk.

by still choking victim December 9, 2010

sushi drunk

one of the highest forms of satisfaction. such as getting drunk off wine or champagne is a very happy drunk, getting full off sushi is the happiest form of fullness.

"oh i feel so good right now after that crunchy roll"
"you must be at the peak of your sushi drunk"

by holymoleydood July 30, 2009

drunk strength

the hidden and ungodly strength one gets while being drunk. also associated with being incredibly stubborn while drunk.

I tried to rip the beer mug out of Pat's hand, but couldn't due to his insane drunk strength!

I couldn't remove Pat's arm from around my neck because of his incredible drunk strength!

by RGI January 3, 2009