drownding

Chris Painters way of pronouncing 'drowning', as in, water entering lungs

drowning

Help me Chris, im DROWNDING

by danny cole February 10, 2005

drown the gerbil

A form of snowballing where the recipient of the snowball then deposits the output into the rectum of the ejaculator.

The drown the gerbil was successful when fluffy stopped tickling.

by Capngrumpy January 15, 2006

downtown beirut

A situation that is totally unbearable. The term does not refer to the current war in the Middle East but the one in the eighties.

Etymology: A derivation on the work "brutal," which became "brutes," then "Beirut" then "Downtown Beirut."

"Downtown Beirut" is "brutal" to a whole new level.

Katie: "I have zero dollars right now. Not only can I not pay my rent but I can't afford my yeast infection medication. My life is brutal"

Barb: "Dude, I can't pay my rent and my husband's having a manic-episone because we can't afford his anti-psychotic medication. I'm living in Downtown Beirut."

by barbsketch October 4, 2006

drown some brown

Take a crap.

I'll be right back I am going to drown some brown.

by Donnie2Light July 9, 2009

Downtown

When a person thinks themselves so terrifically trendy that they are oblivious to the fact everyone around them thinks they are a douche bag. Often seen wearing Ed Hardy and sunglasses inside, and lacking any sense of modesty.

I went to the pub the other night but everyone there was wearing Ed Hardy and had a serious case of downtown. Needless to say, I left out of fear of STD's.

by T-Bone Lynch June 17, 2009

Downtard

1. A person of very low wits

or

2. A person who looks incredibly dumb

or

3. A combination of both 1 and 2

"Why did Bob climb in the bailer? God damn he is a downtard!"

"Did you see Elliot drop his lunch tray today? I swear, I have never seen a bigger downtard."

by Gary October 6, 2004

Drowning Webster

The act of going to the bathroom to take a no.2. Also known as taking a dump, taking a shit, drop a deuce etc.

Bill: Sorry I was late for the meeting sir, but I was busy drowning webster.

Boss: No problem it happens to the best of us Bill.

by Matt1983 February 16, 2009