fair drag

when someone tries to drag/roast you but they're 100% right so you can't even really be mad.

you: well i can't go to the gym now with this broken leg
friend: as if you were going to go the gym if you hadn't broke it
you: that's a fair drag i'll give you that one

by mothmanswingman June 8, 2017

Gag drag

When a drag of a cigarette causes a gag reflex

Dude I just had the worst gag drag in the car and nearly vomited on myself

by cmitty January 14, 2016

dragged tree

A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI

So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there

by TW Flaccid December 30, 2017

drag season

The time of year when boys are tired of girl's shit so they start dragging aka being a man hoe. They will talk to other girls at once and stop being a loyal man for the duration of 1-6 months.

Man its drag season i dont care anymore.

by Dat_kidd_kell November 11, 2017

patio drag

the act of an animal (usually a dog) pulling itself along by its front legs (with its hind legs in the lifted front position) in order to remove excess excrement from its fuzzy little anus.

Hey Darrell, your dog's doin' a patio drag and leavin' a streak mark across your entry way.

by puswami February 3, 2010

Nut drag

To drag one's scrotum over the belongings of one's acquaintances.

If he doesn't come back from the bathroom soon I'm totally gonna nut drag his sandwich.

by Lenny the Fish September 21, 2016

Shit Drag

When a human reaches an extreme level of obesity their ass cheeks become so vast that their shit dosent make it all the way to the bowl but instead lingers inside the anus developing a clump of shit and pubic hair.

"Hey man look at how that guys walking"
"haha yeah hes gotta have some hectic shit drag ay"
"AY!"

by THE CREATOR!! October 27, 2011