A big dock where you get your wallet reamed so you can ride a boat across the water, with or without your car.
by Doge 2.0 October 10, 2013
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Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.
Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.
by Richhobo October 26, 2013
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Get the shocker dock mug.An area close to water, where things can get uncomfortable or even weird. Typically high amounts of alcohol and moisture are present. Poor decisions are common, and somehow those who visit relate it to heaven. For believers, pulling away and tying back up are the highlights of the season.
by Haaaaaauh December 6, 2017
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You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.
You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.
by LeKemp July 11, 2018
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by Kodak999 August 16, 2019
Get the Dutch dock adventure mug.the act of drinking so much the night before that the next day you spend the whole day huddled under the dock in agony instead of out in the sun on the beach. A hangover so severe that one isn't even able to enjoy being on the beach in the sun and instead hides in pain under the dock.
by anomily01 February 5, 2014
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