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Dane

A person named Dane is a sensitive,sweet,caring,funny and super talented person!!
He will make you feel so comfortable and he is always able to adapt to a conversation.
He has brown hair and brown eyes. He is a super good singer and a really good actor. he makes me want to run away because i feel like i'm getting sucked into his brown eyes every time i see him. I would give everything i own for

him to actually notice me. We know each other but i love the way he never gives a hint but is still really sweet to you.
girl number one: omg did you see Dane the other night at the eistedford?
girl number two: yes!! he was totally hot!

guy number one: oh my god i can't believe that we used to kind of bully Dane! he is so talented!
guy number two: i know right we were such dumasses for doing that! i kinda wish i was him now
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dane cook

Dane Cook is an American comedian that does screen acting and stand-up comedy. His stand-up comedy is mostly observational. Cook is considered by many to be the funniest comedian to walk this planet. His CD “Retaliation” was on the top ten hits list for a wile. His most famous routines include topics such as someone getting struck by a vehicle, run-ins at “the Wall” and the “sangwich, and the "Heist/Monkey". He has also coined the word “BAMF” short for Bad Ass Mother Fucker and created the Su-Fi (Super Finger). Cook has come out with 2 CD’s so far (“Harmful if Swallowed” and “Retaliation”) and has appeared in numerous movies and numerous TV talk shows and comedy programs such as Saturday Night Live.
"Hahahaa. That Dane Cook is a silly bitch."
by Mr. Different April 23, 2006
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daned

to bang 3 girls at once, not to be confused with the "double dane", a complicated talent that requires you to bang 4 chicks at once.
"Dude, I daned those chicks last night" - Tyler Pearson
by A pop fuckin tarts H October 16, 2008
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Dane

A Dane is a type of duck, commonly linked with the fear anatidaephobia.
Wow, I feel as though I'm being watched by a dane.
by Mr Mcquackles February 19, 2017
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Danea

A small and cute woman that is very clingy and lovely.

She can be a good girl or bad girl. Either way you have to spank that ass to satisfy her.
by Emre089 July 12, 2017
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Daneophile

A non Danish person who has developed an unhealthy obsession with the Danish people. Typically male, these creatures need to be kept away from the foreign exchange students at all costs. Is also known to frequent chat rooms and anywhere else Danes may be present. Will often impress at first with basic knowledge of Denmark throwing words out like smørrebrød, knowledge of some Danish footballers like Peter Schmeichel, Brian and Micheal Laudrup, some Danish bands like Mew and Nephew... But beware, once the Daneophile grabs your attention you will have a hard time escaping their clutches. To be avoided at all costs.
Poor Sandra, she had everything going alright in her life till she met that Daneophile over the internet. Now, no matter what she does or where she goes he finds a way to track her down. She had no choice but to put a double barreled shotgun to his head. The judge went easy on her since she had once been smothered by a danophile herself back in the day. All was good for Sandra again. Yay.
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dane cook

(Pulling a) dane cook: to do/say something that was uncalled for in an environment unappropriate to that action. In simpleton's terms, it means to be a douchebag.
Person 1: Whoa dude, did you see how Vanessa Hudgens got called out at the Teen Choice awards?
Person 2: I KNOW OMG. Tha douche was pulling a major dane cook... oh wait it was dane cook.
Person 1: Lulz.

Girl 1: UGH I can't believe mom brought up my STDs at the family reunion!
Girl 2: Fuck i know. She pulled a dane cook so hard she broke his leg off.
by whatateenagesmartass August 26, 2009
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