crafty diplomat

a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.

Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005

Dimrod

Noun. A spontanous expedition in which participants wander in search of new places, usually to eat. Dimrods typically occur at night, hence dim.

One can usually find themselves "Firin up a dimrod" after work or in cases of extreme boredom or curiousity.

Caller 1: Hey, wanna fire up a dimrod?
Caller 2: Hell ya
Caller 1 & 2: Firin up a dimrod!

by nguyeny-pants December 1, 2009

deprove

To lose ALL ability of a talent or skill you once possesed...

Some D-1 Basketball programs deprove thoughout the season...see MD Basketball...

by Disgusted Terp March 20, 2011

dipdoor

someone who is too tall to just walk through the door

the guy has to dipdoor to get in my house

by Token(Blk) October 18, 2008

diplomalessness

the state of being without a diploma or other equivalent certificate, i.e. a GED

"John was looking for a job but his state of diplomalessness prevented him from even getting an interview."

by Comp. Sci. November 17, 2009

dicrot

Incorrectly typed words that are mistakenly added to a smartphone's dictionary and keep popping up as suggestions later on.

A: Dude, I hate using my phone to write messages.

B: Seriously? Why?

A: I keep getting worthless suggestions due to typos I made in the past.

B: Haha, a serious case of dicrot.

by WilleZurMacht March 6, 2014

Deprove

To claim that you have improved something but actually you have made it worse

The 8th grader deproved his project by adding memes to it.

by billy the bored kid March 12, 2019