Desertian Girl

A woman with major camel toe.

"Is that woman from the desert, cause I think I see camel toe."

"Did you get trampled over by a camel or something?"

by Jesus Christ, Super Star April 23, 2005

Deception

When crap definition's get published and decent one's do not.

I am tired of all this Deception.

by Her #Twinkie December 4, 2017

deception

When you get your ass kicked when you are expecting something and it turns out to be the shittiest thing ever.

John: Yeah! Let's watch PORN!!! No deceptions like when I got dumped!
Michael: Yeah, but dude, isn't that your mom going down on that guy?
John: ..... WTF MOM!

by Unknownsssssss March 24, 2009

T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome

T.D.S. is a little-known syndrome that manifests itself usually during online forum discussions of a political nature. While sharing the same initials as the famous "Trump Derangement Syndrome," it is loosely related to "Trump Derangement Syndrome" in that discussions regarding Trump end up being "deflected" to an unrelated topic, hence "Tim Deflection Syndrome." It can happen with any case at any time, though.

T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome
Non-T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -

Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B in response to Person A - "Yes, I believe Trump did say the election was rigged."

T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B(inflicted with T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome) in response to Person A - "How about those Dodgers?!?"

by JChar!es March 5, 2022

deprection

an unavoidable erection during extreme sadness

my cat just died and all i could do was cry. a girl i knew came over to comfort me and kept rubbing my cock. i couldn't help but get a deprection.

by Matt Parker (parkman47) June 25, 2010

natural deselection

Defined as the behaviour and ultimate loss of life of 'chavs' by only ever consuming mind boggling quantities of take away 'food'.

Idiot Chav eats take aways for 15 years ...dies!Death by junk food. Hence 'Natural Deselection'

by Monkit December 11, 2013

Clinton Deflection

Scapegoating Bill Clinton for every failure of Republican politicians.

Bush did not lie. His was misinformed as a result of faulty "intelligence". A team which was set up by Bill Clinton, yet another of Lucifer's drones.

by DKIA May 9, 2005