deez nuts

a dick that girls lick

lick deez nuts

by ihatelife123 February 26, 2022

Deez Mama

Woah deez mama, a mix of joe mama and deez nutz. there will soon be joe nutz, where are joe's nutz?

You: hey do you know who deez is
Some Random Dumbass: uhhhhhh no who is deez
You: DEEZ MAMA, get owned loser
Some Random Dumbass: don't you mean deez nutz?
You: shut the fuck up im about to beat the shit out of you with a baseball bat
Some Random Dumbass: deez nu-
*beating noises intensify*

by Random Stuff idk November 21, 2021

Deez Nuts

The most hilarious Vine of 2015.

hey, something came in the mail today .
what?
DEEZ NUTS ha! Got em!

by Xpolanco19 March 16, 2016

Deez nutzz

Deez nutzz is a word you would say every time somebody ask a question such as "Hey son what did you get yourtest?"and you would say deez nutzz hat goteeeem.

Tom:Hey step sis do you like imagine dragons.

Step sis:yes step bro.
Tom:imagine draging deez nutzz across yo fore head.

by Nutlicker6969 October 14, 2019

Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts is a magical and sensual word. it makes people shit on the ground, it can solve poverty, hunger, and world peace.

person1: hey, do you know deez? person2: deez who? person1: DEEZ NUTS! HA GOTEEM!!!

by xXSYPERASSSEATER69Xx February 22, 2022

Deez Nuts

by far the best phrase in human history

jack:hey bro
zack:deez nuts
jack: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH, zack you need to wake up, you’ve been in a coma for 2 years
zack:what

by beebybeeber October 21, 2022

Lion deez

Typically used to prank your friends into saying "lion deez nuts", or "Lie on these nuts."

Human 1: Hey bro, Knock Knock!
Human 2: Who's there?
Human 1: Lion
Human 2: Lion who?
Human 1: LION DEEZ NUTS HA GOTTEM

by Twitteruserscant_takeajoke April 17, 2022