desert rain

When you ejaculate onto a woman's (or man's) face and proceed to throw sand at them so it sticks to their head.

Bitch wouldn't swallow, so I gave her a little desert rain.

by desertrain August 4, 2008

desert eagle

Among the most powerful handguns ever made, this gun was made famous by its appearance in many films and computer games. Useful for blowing people's heads into mush.

Eat .50 AE round, zombie scum!

by Snake January 16, 2005

desert

n, Usually a place that lacks any type of hospitable environment. Usually, these places are dry and extremely hot, lacking humidity. At night, these places are dry and extremely cold, but still lacking humidity. If found in one without the proper equipment for survival, one should probably contemplate their creator or suicide.

When mentioning the word "desert," only a smacktard thinks of a gun first.

The Sahara Desert
The Gobi Desert
The Barren Desert of the ugly chick's vagina.

by bAc0Nb0Y March 13, 2005

Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008

Deceptionist

n. A receptionist whose job is actually to delay or block potential visitors. Ruthless with a polite, perfect smile.

The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!

by r1r1 August 1, 2008

deceptful

When your mother-in-law tries to say deceitful, but because she is uneducated and from downtown Detroit she says deceptful.

'Dem is being deceptful to me and taking the money.

by Erudition December 9, 2008

decept

v. To be deceived or lead someone to believe something other that the truth.

Josh realized what was going on and shouted "I've been decepted."

by Mad Hat November 5, 2009