A bloke that is only 19 but looks like a right 80's reject (hence duran duran - the 1980's boyband that he stole his hair from) and is the most gormless bloke on the planet. His joker mates make him look even worse as he is so boring and yet still has a halfway-decent girlfriend!
Lucy: Was there anyone interesting in the pub last night?
Alice: YEAH THE TWINS, BLACK TRICKY, DISCO EYES, DANNY DYER, THE CAST OF HOLLYOAKS, JOKER STEVE, CHUB CHUB.....oh and duran darren.
Lucy: Pfsch, long
Alice: YEAH THE TWINS, BLACK TRICKY, DISCO EYES, DANNY DYER, THE CAST OF HOLLYOAKS, JOKER STEVE, CHUB CHUB.....oh and duran darren.
Lucy: Pfsch, long
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A self absorbed washed up man who still thinks he's in his teens or early Twenties. He's an alcoholic and drug addict who is also addicted to porn. He doesn't work. He spends all his time on his phone trying to get off but he can't even get it up and needs Viagra to be sub-par. Also enjoys telling stupid old stories of his younger years when he was a womanizer. He now lives in misery...
Darrens just talk talk talk all bullshit non stop. Hey, "I was married to a former stripper who screwed my best friend." I love to go on and on and exaggerate stories of my younger years that I wish were true.
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darren is a really sweet, funny, and ethnically ambiguous guy (black on paper, white in person). he gives off algerian frat boy vibes but can be mistaken for moroccan. he has a way with words, a charismatic way of speaking, and an unforgettable laugh. you can catch him smoking, painting, or milly rocking when he feels stressed or wants to hype his friends up. gets huge fomo ("are you guys hanging out without me again?") not only is he an exceptional leader, but he also has a humongous dong. he also has an intense foot fetish
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