Dilfdo

A magical dildo that is inserted in the anus, then the user must press a button, activating the dildos spikes. However, this object can grant you any super power.

Man: Shit, I'm out of gas, I'll have to use my dilfdo to become the Flash so I can just run.

by solidsnake_8608 February 24, 2009

DILF

dad i'd like to fuck.
a dad usually very good looking or hott through ages 30-50

'daayumm Gabby's dad's one hot dilf!

by yamayama July 21, 2007

Daily Double

A persons daily dropping/shit.
Derives from "Doing Number 2" or "dropping a deuce" and doing it everyday.
A daily double usually occurs around the same time of each day, consistantly.

"It's time for my Daily Double."
"I just daily doubled your bathroom."

by KM!! January 28, 2008

DAIF

acronym: Dumb Ass Ignorant Fucker

What a DAIF!!!

by Disturbed-off February 5, 2010

Daily dose

1. Singular consumption on a daily basis, such as a morning coffee or a newspaper
2. Shocking internet culture injected into your monitor by strangers

Example 1
Jack: Sounds like stoner doom metal.
John: Yeah, my daily dose of.

Example 2
Jack: I was browsing some shit and had my daily dose of Piccolo!
John: Lay off the internet, it's fucking with your head

by Deusnut December 10, 2014

dilf

a dad that you find sexually attractive.
D - dad
I - i'd

L - like to
F - fuck

Jasmine - "Beth, your dads such a dilf!"
Beth - "Rot in hell you hoe."

by blackartttt June 12, 2009

Carson Daily

That gay ass nose ring he so proudly sports

Your not really "cool" unless you have a Carson Daily.

by Adolph Oliver Bush February 4, 2004