crocked out

laughing so hard you can't type, text, or talk and you lose control of all bodily functions.

OMG that YouTube video was so hilarious I was crocked out!!! That video crocked me out really bad!!

by Joantispam December 20, 2010

Hob-Crocker

When one's sitting on the toilet, masturbating, when suddenly one starts thinking about Crocker, from the Fairly Odd Parents, and upon ejaculation, one screams "FAIRIES!" While waving their arms frantically.

Term is usually used as an insult, and is a spin-off of the term Hob-knocker.

Guy 1: I enjoy being a hob-Crocker.
Guy 2: Dude tmi
Guy 1: FAIRIES!

by butpoop October 30, 2014

crockery

Slang: Crack, coke, charlie ect.

My dealers gonna pop my ass, 'cos i didn't pay for that crockery.

by MaLV April 24, 2006

cockeysville that hoe

to get a girl on her knees and slap her with your dick

man that bitch was being mad disrespectfull so i had to cockeysville that hoe

by 9hg January 5, 2008

crocked

the point of where your little toe is all messed up and ugly

Courtneys toes are all crocked

by i dont know November 26, 2002

cortney crocker

Bitchie Sluty Whore
In short term: B.S.W.

Seen that girl lately, well probablly not because it was dark.

by hitler November 29, 2004

Crocker

Person who is described as, but not limited to a greasy haired, hunch backed homo with no social life or standing. Spends most of their time on the computer, giving them a pasty complection. Often the victim of chat room predators who enjoy taking nerdy little boys from behind.

Crocker found himself a 42 year old trucker from Iowa and he couldn't be happier.

by JesseB October 7, 2007