Cristiano Ronaldo

Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.

Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022

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a loving caring amazing man, he will always be there for you no matter what. <3

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by adrghae January 21, 2022

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likes to throw paper into people's hair

He's such a Cristian. He spends the whole period tearing up paper and throwing it at people.

by frickit24 March 2, 2022

Cristian

A short Puerto-Rican man with 0 bitches, none at all.

Person 1: HEY ISN'T THAT CRISTIAN THE GUY WITH 0 HOES!!!

by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022

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a guy who is horny all the time. get boners off the girls in class. and watches porn in class

boy- hey dude i think cristian is jerking off in the bathroom

girl- damn that fat peice of shit is horny as hell!

by fuck cristans March 28, 2022

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Cristian is the name of a faggot, such a gay dude who is obsessed with gay furry porn.

Have you seen Cristian? He’s too sus!

by anonymous April 1, 2022