cracking cheese

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018

Cronching

when your sister is trying to eat your crops in minecraft

You ain’t finna be cronching down on my crops.

by NotTheSameKitchenSink420 August 1, 2019

craphing

Crying and laughing at the same time

Omg, I was so tired but delusional that I was craphing.

by I'MAWIZARD September 10, 2020

Carthing

A player known to act or behave in a way that is difficult to point out if they are sincere or not.

Average gamer known to be moderate to above average in skill.

Bro Carthing is an epic gamer.

by Carthing March 22, 2021

Fishbowl Crashing

The act of reaching in a fishbowl (i.e. @ a subshop or takeout) for a business card and assuming that identity for the night @ the bar.

Last night I was Fishbowl Crashing and convinced this chick I was a guy named Chelsea that owned a hair salon.

by J-Dub the paystub July 4, 2010

dirty clutching

When driving a manual car, the act of dirty clutching is when the driver depresses the clutch pedal so hard that the clutch spring goes sideways. As a result, this causes the clutch pedal not to return to it’s normal position.

When my Focus had 100 miles on it I was dirty clutching so hard, the OEM spring caved sideways and my pedal wasn’t returning lol.

by Chippy96 August 4, 2018

Whats cracking on the blender

Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).

Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".

by OliviaWild February 28, 2021