Craptastic

A word used to describe something that happened, that should not have happened...or as I say bs.com

Also used when something happens that the chances of that happening are so small, it would require the planets aligning and hell freezing over, end of the world type thing.

Awww....that's craptastic! The U.S. lost the war against Indonesia!!

by Popovishka December 28, 2005

Cherry chapstick

“Hey does the top of this can smell like cherry chapstick.”

Don’t smell it there’s coke on it thank me later found out the hard way.

“I don’t know who’s can this is it smells so fragrant of cherry chapstick. Here smell it.”

by Beherenowandremember December 12, 2021

chapstick

When you penis is the size of a chapstick tube yet women cannot keep it off of their lips

The guy over there is the size of a chapstick tube but I still wanta to suck his fucking cock

by Cockmaster January 9, 2004

craptastic

Not fantastic; pretty crappy.

Chris - "I got rear ended on California Boulevard and was 20 minutes late to algorithms!"

Val - "Oh that's just craptastic!"

by Val January 10, 2002

craptastic

A sarcastic use of "fantastic". Indeed saying that something is crap.

Geez man, that english lesson sure was craptastic.

by Bladen June 26, 2003

Chapstick

Extremely dirty kid who never washes his hair or takes a shower!

That kid is a chapstick

by King Rooney November 11, 2008

Craptastic

1.Something that is unexplicably tackey 2. A foul smell that deserves recognition.

That double wide is craptastic.

Look at that craptastic lady over there.

Or

What is that craptastic odor?

That fart was craptastic!

by The Sam James April 17, 2008