Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 13, 2018

cramp as hell

When something is exciting and/or cool

Synonym: Hype

Person 1: Check out my new J's!
Person 2: That's cramp as hell!!!

by Alex and Tyra March 17, 2016

lung cramp

hitting/smoking/inhaling herb and experiencing pain in the chest.

i hit that mendo purp oil hash so hard off my new bong filled with ice extra long i'm feelin a lung cramp when i smoke. it has lasted for days .

by harry prince October 16, 2011

tail cramp

A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.

"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."

by Resolution7 October 11, 2022

Franker's Cramp

You get Franker's Cramp after excessively Frankieing a girl or simply Frankieing for too long.

Guy: Ow i got Franker's Cramp.

Girlfriend: That's because you have Frankied me 4 times today.

by ThenationalFrankieingSociety April 6, 2012

Cum cramps

when you bust a nut really hard and its painful near your balls or in them, you can also get it from starting to masterbate but not finishing. Can be mild to severe pain levels.

bob: jesus I have the WORST cum cramps
jerry: of im sorry man, is there any way I could help?
bob: nah just let me chill

by DystopianSoren November 24, 2022

Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up

You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game

by Yam derf October 12, 2018